CASE #073

Why do grown-ups say “maybe” when they mean no?

A very ordinary word has caused an unusually large amount of confusion. The Department is investigating.

VERY IMPORTANT
Our Department

Five people. Five different jobs.

Tiny Department takes small questions seriously. Everybody notices something different. That is usually useful.

TONY

Chief of Very Important Things
  • Takes every case seriously
  • Loves rules, lists and a good clipboard
  • Believes small problems can be big deals
  • Usually has a plan
THE CHIEF

LOVA

Head of Clarity
  • Sees what really matters
  • Asks the right question
  • Turns confusion into clarity
  • Never has a bun. Ponytail only.
THE CLARIFIER

ELLIOT

Head of Curiosity
  • Wants to know how everything works
  • Collects facts and ideas
  • Gets excited easily
  • Rarely stops at the first answer
THE INVESTIGATOR

ELMER

Head of Observation
  • Really watches
  • Notices details others miss
  • Quiet, thoughtful and usually right
  • Elliot's twin
THE OBSERVER

DANTE

Head of Action
  • Tries things out
  • Builds, tests, fixes and repeats
  • Movement often solves problems
  • Cannot sit still for long
THE DOER

THEO

Small, blond, wearing glasses and not an employee. Theo occasionally appears anyway. Nobody has discovered a reliable way of preventing this.

Our Mission

Take children's problems seriously enough to make them interesting.

We ask, listen, think, test, share and care. Not every answer is final. Some cases stay open because new questions keep appearing.

? ASK
◉ LISTEN
✦ THINK
△ TEST
➤ SHARE
♡ CARE
Department procedure

How we handle a case

1
The case arrives
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A small problem lands on our desk.

2
We investigate
⌕

We gather ideas, facts and theories.

3
We test
△

We try things. Some work. Some absolutely do not.

4
We discover
✦

We usually learn something new.

5
Case closed*
✓

Another problem handled.

6
But...
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A new question appears. That's the job.

Case Files

Questions worth investigating.

Nobody at Tiny Department believes a question is silly just because the answer might be simple.

Some answers take five minutes. Others become an entire afternoon.

Why does the moon follow us home?

They turn left. It turns left. They cross a bridge. It is still there. Lova opens a case file.

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Why do grown-ups say “maybe” when they already know?

Tony claims there are several kinds of maybe. Lova finds this suspicious.

Can you be brave and scared at the same time?

Dante says yes. Tony says courage is more complicated. Nobody has stepped off the pier yet.

✦

Where was I before I was born?

An apparently small bedtime question becomes one of the Department's longest meetings.

Why do I miss someone when I know I'll see them again?

The answer appears to have something to do with time, distance and people mattering.

♡

Can you be best friends with two people?

Elliot says obviously. Elmer says it depends. Tony immediately regrets asking the twins.

Things we still don't understand

The list is getting longer.

  • grown-ups
  • time
  • why fun ends faster
  • broccoli
  • why socks disappear
  • dreams
  • why waiting is so slow
  • friendship
  • the wind
  • why adults whisper
Important Note

Not all answers are final.

Some cases stay open because new questions always appear. Curiosity is not a problem to solve. It is basically the whole point.

Got a very important problem?

Tell Tiny Department.

Questions, mysteries, strange observations and important small things are welcome. Ask a grown-up to help you send the email.

Please don't send children's full names, home addresses, school names, phone numbers or other private information.

Tiny Department
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Tiny Department

Tiny Department is a character-driven children's story world centred on Tony, Lova, twins Elliot and Elmer, Dante, and the occasional appearance of younger Theo. Its central engine is simple: children notice things adults have learned to walk past. The format combines humour, questions, investigation, ordinary adventures and recurring character relationships.

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